A financial agent that obsessively tracks your startup's path to ramen profitability. Sends you daily "days until ramen" countdown. Suggests cuts. Celebrates when you hit $1 profit. Gets passive-aggressive when you hire too early.
ProblemFounders lose track of burn rate and delay profitability. Financial tools are either too complex (QuickBooks) or too simple (spreadsheets).SolutionAn opinionated financial agent that tracks burn rate, projects runway, and nudges founders toward profitability with personality.Target CustomerSolo founders, bootstrapped startups, indie hackers. Pre-seed to seed stage.Revenue ModelSubscription: $15/mo individual, $29/mo team. Free tier: manual entry, no integrations.MVP ScopeManual expense/revenue entry, daily burn rate email, "days until ramen" countdown, passive-aggressive hiring warnings.Risks- Narrow TAM (early-stage founders)
- Churn after reaching profitability
- Competing with free spreadsheet templates
Projected TAMMillions of indie hackers and early-stage founders globally. $15/mo x 100k users = $18M ARR potential.